druggeddraccus:

annabellioncourt:

cryptidfuckery:

vodcar:

country gnomes,

take my bones

to a place,

they don’t belong

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

west virginia

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birdcheese:
“Arms are overrated anyways.
”

sodomymcscurvylegs:

…feEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN

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shelbyconerly9999:

toperformisart:

Sports Anchor:
“Band Girl throw the sword high.”

“Nails the catch and completes it with a bend.”

“Touch Down Band Girl.”

This is my favorite video ever

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holy-trinity5ever:

perseusjacksoff:

mayaoishiina:

fieryredsam:

the science building in my university has PERIODIC TABLES

if two people sat at that table for a romantic dinner they would be carbon dating

There sure would be a lot of chemistry

Sodium

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cheeseanonioncrisps:

futurebartallen:

celticpyro:

markedbyx:

eevielearnsfrench:

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

And if in doubt, just say English words in a French accent.

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lanceloved:

lanceloved:

lab safety but the teacher just wants you to die

lab safety

  • 1. drink whatevers in that beaker. I know you fucking want to.

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